teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

375,926 notes   -  1 September 2014


Just because I’m gay…

138,348 notes   -  1 September 2014

Under race he wrote, “human.”
Under color, “seasonal―oyster white to beige.”
Marlon Brando filling out a standard autobiographical questionnaire (via brandomarlons)
2,682 notes   -  1 September 2014

compliment:

do you ever feel so disappointed and you just want to run anywhere 

73,772 notes   -  31 August 2014

midnightpeepshow:

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

Amen

227,646 notes   -  31 August 2014



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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

537,524 notes   -  31 August 2014

kingsleyyy:

if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.

47,528 notes   -  31 August 2014

6ood:

I hate it when I feel like I’m never good enough.

146 notes   -  31 August 2014

Why girls stress over periods

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS
324,874 notes   -  31 August 2014

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them. Anonymous (via carolineflack)
167,484 notes   -  31 August 2014


parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

57,544 notes   -  31 August 2014