will never be your decision. (via petitkatie)
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes